A Day In The Life Of M.Deezy

01192012

A couple days ago, instead of eating lunch in the parking lot in my car like I always do (don’t judge me!), I found a new spot for lunch. I noticed that I had to gradually ease myself into this new surrounding, and what do I mean by this?

  • Day 1: parked the car in the parking lot of the park and had my lunch in the car
  • Day 2: parked the car in the parking lot of the park and had my lunch in the car
  • Day 3: parked the car in the parking lot of the park and had lunch on the curb of where I parked my car
  • Day 4: parked the car in the parking lot of the park and had lunch on the curb 5 ft from where I parked my car
  • Day 5: parked the car in the parking lot of the park and had lunch on this picnic table (which is now the permanent spot)

It’s nice to not have to be in class tonight. I had this epic test in class last night that pretty much took the full 4hours… I will be praying for the first time tonight, hahaha. One more day tomorrow til the weekend. Yeah, I’ll drink to that!

Random events:
1.17.12 – 9:00am – So I’m in the bathroom doing my business, and this guy comes in and out of all the stalls he could’ve picked, he decides to pick the one next to mine. Can someone please explain to me why this happens?? Also, is it just me, or do some guys just breathe intensely when they pee… What is that?? Is it wrong if I ask them to calm down?…

1.19.12 – 1:07pm – Lunch… check. Camera… check. New favorite lunch spot… check. Pesky/obnoxious kids… how do I uncheck? I brought my camera today hoping to take some photos of my new-found lunch spot, but lucky me… These elementary kids are chucking sticks at each other and killed my scenery shots. Looks like I’m gonna have to try again tomorrow. But on a side note! One of the kids got nailed in the face with a branch and bawled like a little girl. That kinda made my day. It was like a lunch and a show! I’m a real asshole…

PlayMe: mmmm…


Just about the plainest sandwich you’re ever gonna see…


I’ve been eating a bunch of salads lately… I kinda have a thing for salads now.


So this is what the beginning of a porno scene looks like!! They later disappeared into the darkness… No joke!


I’m gonna rename this park from Snow Creek Park to The Love Park. I like the sound of that.

I’m going to try to get better pictures of my lunch spot. Granted that I don’t get screwed over by something random…
Deezy. Out.

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3 responses

  1. Haha, I eat lunch in my car sometimes…but I prefer not to because I don’t like when my car smells like food.

    LMAO, I literally lolled when I read about that guy breathing intensely while urinated. Are you serious? Haha, I’d probably just burst out into laughter if I heard that.

    My sandwiches look like that when I make them. =D

    How do you know they were shooting porn? Lol.

    January 19, 2012 at 10:55 PM

    • mikeedee220

      I don’t think my salads really smell like anything haha and do you keep your windows closed when you do eat in your car? I think keeping the windows down helps a lot…. just saying… /sarcasm/

      I can’t believe that guy… and it’s not just him! I’ve encountered multiple guys that got the same thing, but my statistics have shown that it’s always the overweight white males… mostly balding too if that paints a picture in your head.

      Usually, I’d prefer just a LITTLE bit more stuff in there… like a avocado or something. This sandwich was not my choice… I woke up late this morning.

      Kidding about the porn scene part. It was just a couple that was doing too much PDA… and I don’t even think they were old enough to be shooting porn. They looked like high school kids… like WHY AREN’T YOU IN SCHOOL RIGHT NOW?! But! They did disappear into the darkness… that really wasn’t a joke.

      January 19, 2012 at 11:24 PM

      • Ohhhh, haha. I know older males tend to have trouble urinating right away, so maybe they’re just like, “*Sigh*”?

        Haha, I usually throw spinach in my sandwiches.

        Ohhh, maybe it’s like an underground thing! Haha, go explore! (But be safe!)

        January 20, 2012 at 8:18 AM

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